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"And having successfully stalled
the bill on procedural grounds,

2
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"Captain Higgintooth
left the statehouse in Albany,

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turned into a bat
and flew away."

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Give us your honest thoughts.

5
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I think it's weird

6
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that in Isaac's biography,
he's a vampire.

7
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Again, that ship has sailed.

8
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What about
the writing?

9
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Sass, you're
a storyteller.

10
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Why do you feel Samantha
uses too many commas?

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Hey, guys. Sass, I
have incredible news.

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You remember how I promised you
I was gonna search far and wide

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to find you a lovely dead lady?

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Well, I met
another roamer,

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and she can't wait to meet you.

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What do you mean? She's here?

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She sure is, buddy.
Right in the living room.

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Her name is Joan.

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And does she know
about his situation?

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It's not a situation,
I just haven't done it

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in the 500-plus years
of my existence.

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Agreed, it's nothing
to be ashamed about.

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But maybe don't lead with it.

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Seriously, Pete?

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Man, you really find out
what people think of you

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with these setups.

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Hey, Joan.

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Joan, hello.

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Joan?

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[low]: Hmm, did she die
without her hearing aid?

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She's not dead yet, champ,
but give her a few minutes.

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You're Joan?

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The one and only.

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And you're Sasappis,
I presume?

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I used to work with a Sasappis

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at Paramount Pictures
back in the '40s.

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Really?
[chuckles]: No.

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- Oh.
- Well,

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cute and gullible, just my type.

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Hmm.
So,

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Pete says you're a storyteller.

42
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Uh, yeah, well,
I was going to be,

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but then I died the week
before my, uh, first...

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uh, storytelling t-thing.

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Well, you've really got
a way with words, kid.

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[both chuckle]

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[stammers]

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What?
What? Uh... No.

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I didn't know if you
were talking still. Uh- y-you said something.

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Doesn't make sense.
Okay. Sorry.

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[both chuckle]

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[exhales]

53
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? ?

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Sam, did you know
that Greg and Lydia

55
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had reservations
for our restaurant last night

56
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and just didn't show?

57
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Seriously? That's rude.

58
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[sighs] They're friends
of ours from the city.

59
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Which city? Is there
only one city now?

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What's happening
out there?

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They didn't even send a text.

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I bet this is because we didn't
go to their New Year's party.

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But we had guests.
We were working.

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JAY: You know
what this is?

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It's a revenge bail.

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They revenge-bailed.

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This is like when
Gordon Lightfoot

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didn't come to my threesome
'cause I didn't go to his orgy.

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HETTY: Are we sure
something didn't happen?

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Perhaps they ate
a bad ostrich egg.

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As you know,
they're currently out of season.

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Are we sure they're okay, Jay?

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Oh, they're okay.

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Lydia Instagrammed
from Hudson Yards.

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They were hitting
golf balls all night.

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Greg fixed his slice and I can't
even feel good for him.

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This revenge bail,
very interesting concept.

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Remember when Alberta miss

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Thor's thousandth
birthday party?

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Wasn't that, like,
50 years ago?

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Thor very angry.

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But now have plan.

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Thor going to revenge-bail

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on Alberta's
thousandth birthday party.

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It make her most furious.
[laughs]

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Okay, but you know that's not
for another 900 years, right?

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Hmm.

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Maybe Thor find way
to revenge-bail sooner.

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But no one must speak of this.

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Must keep most
tightly guarded secret.

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Revenge bail!
[electricity buzzing]

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Yes, mum's the word.

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Man, it must be so cool
being a roamer.

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Not much exciting
happens around here.

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Although, one time, Thor almost
got eviscerated in a ghost trap.

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Sounds like
my riverboat rom-com.

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That got eviscerated in Variety.

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Abel Green said my script
was "dead in the water."

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Anyway, tell me,

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how did you help your friend
escape from that trap?

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I'm actually a little foggy
on the details.

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I was in the driveway. I was
dating a car ghost at the time.

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She left me for roast beef.

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That's right. Talk about town
is that you're unlucky in love.

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But... [tongue clicks]
How can that be?

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Witty, great hair.

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A girl could do worse.

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I don't know, uh, maybe I just

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haven't met the right girl yet.

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Or maybe the right girl's
actually been here all along.

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Or at least,
since 10:00 this morning.

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[laughs softly]
TREVOR:Oh, hey.

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I'm Trevor.

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This is my
room. Got a TV.

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And I can press the buttons.
No big deal.

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I'm sorry, where are your pants?

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I gave them to a prot�g�.

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It was sort of

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a hero move.
Tell me about it.

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With twigs like those,

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you might be the bravest
man I've ever met.

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What the hell?

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Oh, she burned you.

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Hey.

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I was tug-of-war anchor
at Camp Ramah.

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Well, that sounds
like an exit line to me.

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Thanks for stopping by.

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TREVOR:
Unbeliev...

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[laughs]

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Wow. You are awesome.

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Well, thank you, sir.

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So, how long are you in town?

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I know Pete has to go home,
you know,

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every few days to recharge
once he starts to disappear.

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Yes, I used to have
that problem,

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but the longer you roam,

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the more you sort of
build up your tolerance.

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You don't have
to go back as much.

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Really?
Yes,

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it's kind of like
when you're eight years old

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and you have your first martini,
you get drunk right away.

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But then, by the time you're 13,

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a girl can really hold
her liquor.

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So you can just stay here

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for as long
as you choose, basically?

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I guess that's true, yes.

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Huh.

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You really think
my legs are skinny?

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Who are you again?

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Damn it.

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[exhales]

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If you want the shaft of light,
I got another 15 minutes.

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Actually, Thor come
because Thor have idea.

154
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Oh, that's new.

155
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Did someone give it to
you, or... [snickers]

156
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Original Thor idea.
Not that unusual.

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Anyway, Thor feel like
things around house

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not that interesting anymore.

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Maybe is time for Alberta
to host one of her

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beloved concerts.

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Are you asking for a classic

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"Alberta Haynes:
One Night Only,"

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an exhilarating night
of music and mingling?

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Exactly.
Thor would love to attend.

165
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Well, you don't have
to ask me twice.

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[gasps]
I'll host one tonight.

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And Thor invited?

168
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Uh, yeah, Thor, you're invited.

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Thor accept.
[exhales]

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Okay. Great. I'll see you there.

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[low]:
No, you won't.

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What's that?

173
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Nothing.

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[low]:
Ugh, child.

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PETE:
So, Sass,

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it seemed like you and
Joan were hitting it off.

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Yeah, she's cool,
and we have a lot in common,

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and, you know,
we get along great, but...

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I don't know.

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I think she's incredible.
What a trailblazer.

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I mean, one of the first
female screenwriters.

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And the stories she has.

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I mean, most of them
are about handsy guys,

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but the other ones, wow.

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I just don't want
to rush into anything.

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Oh, I don't think anyone
could ever accuse you of that.

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Because you're
a 537-year-old virgin.

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TREVOR:Wait, Thor didn't
you once tell us

189
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that you watched Sass
having sex?

190
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That you watched him

191
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when he was alive
and you were a ghost?

192
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Thor lied to protect friend,

193
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because Thor good
friend to all ghosts

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in house.

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Like Alberta, whose party

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Thor definitely
attending tonight.

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[chuckles]

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PETE:Sass, Joan is
perfect for you.

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She's attractive,
she's funny,

200
00:07:01,377 --> 00:07:03,945
and I hate to lean on this,
but she's an option.

201
00:07:04,075 --> 00:07:05,860
So what's the problem?

202
00:07:05,861 --> 00:07:08,078
Did you know that she barely
ever has to go home to recharge?

203
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She can roam for, like,
a year at a time.

204
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Wow, I can only be
gone for three days.

205
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That's impressive.
HETTY: Interesting.

206
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Maybe that's what's bothering
you about Joan, Sasappis,

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that she would be able to
stick around for a long time.

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What does that mean?
I'm saying, you have a predilection

209
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for the unavailable.

210
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Consider your
relationship history,

211
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thin as though it may be.

212
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A car ghost
with wanderlust,

213
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another woman who existed
entirely in Jay's dreams.

214
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And then there's Shiki, who
lives on another property?

215
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Hold on, Shiki's different.

216
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I loved her

217
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when I was alive.
She was available then.

218
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And yeah, I still think
about her, and- oh, my God,

219
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maybe that's why I go
for unavailable ghosts.

220
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Because deep down,
I'm still hung up on Shiki.

221
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Well, then, if you
could get over Shiki,

222
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maybe you would be
open to something real

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with someone like Joan.

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I-I mean, maybe. Yeah.

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Sass, what if I were
to go talk to Shiki

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and find out once and for all
if she has any interest in you?

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I guess if I knew
there was no chance,

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it would help me move on.

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There's no chance.
She's on another property

230
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and sort of famously
doesn't like you.

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Not famously.

232
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And we've never actually
asked her point-blank,

233
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"Are you into Sasappis?"

234
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Well, hopefully she says no.

235
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I'm not trying
to be mean, I just,

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I want you to be freed from
this grip that she has on you.

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PETE:Well, don't worry, if we
want to secure a rejection

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from a woman, I'm just
the cuckold to do it.

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It's nice how he's embracing it.

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So, I guess what I'm trying to
do is find out once and for all,

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do you have any interest
in Sasappis?

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You know, romantically?
And I'm supposed

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to ignore the fact
that I can never see him

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and we're bound
to separate properties?

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Yep, setting that aside.

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If I can be totally honest,

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I'm not interested in Sasappis.

248
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Okay, well,
thank you for your time.

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Uh, nothing against
Sass, I just...

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want a guy
who puts himself out there.

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Understood. Honestly, I think
it's for the best. [chuckles]

252
00:08:49,050 --> 00:08:50,442
I will report back.

253
00:08:50,443 --> 00:08:51,617
I mean, you say
that he has

254
00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:53,707
this eternal crush on me, but...

255
00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:56,666
when we were alive,
he never even made a move.

256
00:08:56,797 --> 00:08:58,407
Well, there was the 13 hellos.

257
00:08:58,538 --> 00:08:59,588
Exactly.

258
00:08:59,589 --> 00:09:00,669
And the deer.

259
00:09:00,670 --> 00:09:01,670
What do you mean?

260
00:09:01,671 --> 00:09:03,020
Well, he killed a deer

261
00:09:03,021 --> 00:09:04,847
and put it outside
your family's home?

262
00:09:04,848 --> 00:09:06,806
Which I guess was
a courting ritual of the time?

263
00:09:06,807 --> 00:09:08,112
That was Sasappis?

264
00:09:08,286 --> 00:09:09,810
I didn't know
that was him.

265
00:09:09,940 --> 00:09:11,246
That's quite the gesture.

266
00:09:12,856 --> 00:09:14,684
? ?

267
00:09:14,858 --> 00:09:16,118
This changes everything.

268
00:09:16,164 --> 00:09:18,035
Oh, no.

269
00:09:21,230 --> 00:09:25,302
Oh, my God, this is huge news.
What? What is it?

270
00:09:25,303 --> 00:09:26,826
Pete went to talk
to Shiki to find out

271
00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:29,438
if she has any real feelings
whatsoever for Sass.

272
00:09:29,439 --> 00:09:31,004
That's kind of
a desperate question.

273
00:09:31,005 --> 00:09:32,223
Hard agree.

274
00:09:32,354 --> 00:09:34,138
Okay, well,
what did Shiki say?

275
00:09:34,312 --> 00:09:35,400
She said she likes him.

276
00:09:35,401 --> 00:09:36,966
I'm confused,
it doesn't seem like

277
00:09:36,967 --> 00:09:38,925
she's ever expressed interest
in him in the past.

278
00:09:38,926 --> 00:09:40,666
Well, that's because she
didn't realize Sass was the one

279
00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:41,971
who had left the dead deer
at her home.

280
00:09:41,972 --> 00:09:43,886
Shiki didn't know
that Sass was the one

281
00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:45,540
who left the dead
deer at her home.

282
00:09:45,541 --> 00:09:48,283
Whoa. What if she knew that
way back when?

283
00:09:48,457 --> 00:09:49,850
This is sort of tragic.

284
00:09:49,980 --> 00:09:52,635
Right? And now it complicates
things with Joan.

285
00:09:52,766 --> 00:09:54,419
The female
screenwriter ghost

286
00:09:54,420 --> 00:09:55,724
from Hollywood's Golden Age

287
00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:57,334
who's kind of taken me
under her wing.

288
00:09:57,335 --> 00:09:59,773
"Under her wing"
is strong.

289
00:09:59,774 --> 00:10:01,948
She's nodded politely
after Samantha pitched

290
00:10:01,949 --> 00:10:03,819
a Christmas rom-com
set at the North Pole.

291
00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:05,908
Cast Tiffani Amber Theissen
as a hot Mrs. Claus,

292
00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:07,128
I could be into that.

293
00:10:07,129 --> 00:10:08,476
JAY:
All right, well, uh,

294
00:10:08,477 --> 00:10:09,912
let me know
where all this lands.

295
00:10:09,913 --> 00:10:11,087
I'm gonna go give
this "softer meal" option

296
00:10:11,088 --> 00:10:13,656
to the old lady staying
in the Maple Suite.

297
00:10:13,657 --> 00:10:15,744
Hospitality. We don't
do it for the glamor.

298
00:10:15,745 --> 00:10:18,922
Isn't this bad,
this Shiki information?

299
00:10:18,923 --> 00:10:20,749
He said he wouldn't
pursue things with Joan

300
00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:22,142
if he thought there was
a chance with Shiki.

301
00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:24,667
I know. And he and Joan
are so cute together.

302
00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:26,060
I'm a great matchmaker.

303
00:10:26,061 --> 00:10:27,626
I mean, I have
complicated feelings about it,

304
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,716
but I did introduce
Carol and Jerry.

305
00:10:29,890 --> 00:10:31,580
Poor Sass.
He deserves happiness.

306
00:10:31,581 --> 00:10:33,327
And it doesn't even matter
that Shiki actually likes him.

307
00:10:33,328 --> 00:10:35,111
They can literally never
be in the same room.

308
00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:36,679
What if...

309
00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:39,421
we simply don't tell
Sasappis the truth?

310
00:10:39,551 --> 00:10:40,857
I don't know
about that...

311
00:10:40,858 --> 00:10:43,206
Don't we all agree that
it would be far healthier

312
00:10:43,207 --> 00:10:45,078
for him to have some closure
and be able to move on?

313
00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:46,210
Well, yeah.

314
00:10:46,341 --> 00:10:48,473
But lying to Sass about Shiki?

315
00:10:48,604 --> 00:10:51,912
Sometimes a lie is the
far kinder way to go.

316
00:10:51,999 --> 00:10:56,525
Speaking of which,
that's a lovely blouse.

317
00:10:58,483 --> 00:11:00,877
TREVOR:
Hey, big guy.

318
00:11:00,878 --> 00:11:02,922
I'm heading over to
Alberta's party. You coming?

319
00:11:02,923 --> 00:11:04,794
No.

320
00:11:05,577 --> 00:11:07,536
Okay. Why not?

321
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:10,887
Because that exactly
what Alberta expecting.

322
00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:14,369
Well, yeah, wasn't the
whole party your idea?

323
00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:17,154
Yes, Thor is mastermind.

324
00:11:17,241 --> 00:11:20,549
But party is just one facet
in grand plan.

325
00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:21,985
Okay.

326
00:11:22,116 --> 00:11:24,596
Trevor, listen:

327
00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:26,903
Alberta going
to be very upset

328
00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:28,784
when she realize
Thor not at party.

329
00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:30,994
Please take mental picture
of her agony,

330
00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:33,344
and report back to Thor.
[chuckles]

331
00:11:33,475 --> 00:11:35,085
Sure thing, buddy.

332
00:11:35,216 --> 00:11:36,739
Mm.

333
00:11:38,828 --> 00:11:41,701
And now we wait.

334
00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:43,180
[chuckles]

335
00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:45,356
[ragtime music playing]

336
00:11:45,357 --> 00:11:49,577
I'm sorry, did you die with
alcohol on your ghost person?

337
00:11:49,578 --> 00:11:51,275
Mm. That's right.

338
00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:52,929
Wish I died with a cigarette,

339
00:11:52,930 --> 00:11:54,582
but I'd already finished
my four packs for the day.

340
00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:56,236
Tobacco was huge
in the colonies.

341
00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:59,153
Isn't it great when something's
fun and good for you?

342
00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:00,423
Just out of curiosity,

343
00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:02,243
if you gave
another ghost a sip,

344
00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:03,693
would they feel anything?

345
00:12:03,694 --> 00:12:05,201
Ah, it only takes
a second or two

346
00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:06,507
for it to zap
back into the bottle,

347
00:12:06,508 --> 00:12:07,464
but sure,
there's a momentary buzz.

348
00:12:07,465 --> 00:12:08,815
Sign me up.

349
00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:14,255
Ah. Oh.

350
00:12:14,385 --> 00:12:16,953
There's that sweet, sweet burn
Mama missed.

351
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,302
[laughs]

352
00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:21,001
I mean, thank you. [chuckles]

353
00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:24,178
So, Sass,
how are you doing?

354
00:12:24,179 --> 00:12:26,701
Well, at first I was definitely
a little thrown to hear

355
00:12:26,702 --> 00:12:29,095
that Shiki doesn't really
have any feelings for me.

356
00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:31,326
Yep, but that is what
she said. Loud and clear.

357
00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:33,970
But then I was
kind of like, wow,

358
00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:35,885
maybe I can finally move on.

359
00:12:35,886 --> 00:12:37,756
Okay. So I guess
we did the right thing.

360
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,927
By asking her and getting
a genuine answer

361
00:12:39,928 --> 00:12:41,847
and then reporting
that answer on to you.

362
00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:42,898
Are you okay, Pete?

363
00:12:42,899 --> 00:12:44,806
Have you been
hitting Joan's flask?

364
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:46,329
Sass, I'm really glad
to hear it.

365
00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:48,027
I mean, I'm sorry,
of course, about Shiki,

366
00:12:48,028 --> 00:12:51,074
but now maybe you can see
where things go with Joan.

367
00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:55,078
And maybe finally end
our long national nightmare,

368
00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:56,776
aka your virginity.

369
00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:58,298
Thank you, Flower.
Your support means the world.

370
00:12:58,299 --> 00:13:01,258
Oh, when does the
entertainment start, right?

371
00:13:01,259 --> 00:13:02,868
I mean, this party's
deader than we are.

372
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:03,949
[chuckles] Hey, Joan.

373
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,087
[laughing]

374
00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:06,915
"Deader than we are."
That's so funny.

375
00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:09,744
Hey, I made some changes to
the North Pole rom-com script

376
00:13:09,745 --> 00:13:11,224
based on
your earlier thoughts.

377
00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:12,791
After the man
turns into a reindeer

378
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,183
at the top
of the second act-

379
00:13:14,184 --> 00:13:15,750
Honey, honey, listen
to me, okay? [laughs]

380
00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:17,317
Just call it
Polar Opposites, okay?

381
00:13:17,318 --> 00:13:18,666
And make sure
the guy gets the girl.

382
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:19,710
I mean, what are
we talking about?

383
00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:21,539
This isn't
airplane science.

384
00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:23,628
Polar Opposites. That's...

385
00:13:23,759 --> 00:13:25,108
That's really good.

386
00:13:25,109 --> 00:13:27,327
One more structural question,
if I could-

387
00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:29,024
Joan, have you seen
the other side of the room?

388
00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:30,678
It's sort of like this,
but Sam's not there.

389
00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:33,247
Oh. Lead the
way, handsome.

390
00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:38,339
Wow. Sam, that was so amazing

391
00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:40,339
how you drove her
right into his arms

392
00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:42,822
by pretending
to be lame and insufferable.

393
00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:44,084
Thank you.

394
00:13:44,645 --> 00:13:46,694
Trevor.
[exclaims]

395
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:48,131
You not report back.

396
00:13:48,132 --> 00:13:50,350
Did Alberta mention me
not being at party?

397
00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:51,526
It hasn't come up.

398
00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:53,658
Thor. You are
at the party.

399
00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:55,095
No. Thor not.

400
00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:56,313
Oh, hey, Thor.

401
00:13:56,487 --> 00:13:58,011
Thor not here.

402
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:02,070
Man, that lightning really
knocked something loose.

403
00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:03,407
That boy ain't right.

404
00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:05,540
Aw, look at Sass,
flirting up a storm.

405
00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:07,281
Yeah, you go, Sass.

406
00:14:07,282 --> 00:14:09,543
SAM:
He's so money and he doesn't even know it.

407
00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:11,067
Swingers?

408
00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:12,460
I'm down. Pete?

409
00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:13,853
How's the party, Sam?

410
00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:15,158
Oh, good. Yeah.

411
00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:16,859
You just
walked through Pete,

412
00:14:16,860 --> 00:14:18,421
but other than that,
we've been having fun.

413
00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:20,990
Uh, worth it, though, to
have my main man Jay here.

414
00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:22,644
Is Sass in here?

415
00:14:22,645 --> 00:14:24,427
Does he know the good news,
that Shiki likes him?

416
00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:26,300
What did he say?

417
00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:28,128
Uh, I think you misheard.

418
00:14:28,258 --> 00:14:31,348
Misheard? You clearly
said Shiki likes Sass.

419
00:14:31,349 --> 00:14:33,175
'Cause she didn't know
about the deer,

420
00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:34,785
but now she does,
so she's into him.

421
00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:36,179
Did you all lie to me?

422
00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:39,095
Y-Yes, but it was
for your own good.

423
00:14:39,096 --> 00:14:40,443
Also, Hetty told us to do it.

424
00:14:40,444 --> 00:14:41,494
Peter.

425
00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:42,969
What is going on?

426
00:14:42,970 --> 00:14:44,665
Hey, has the new ghost
heard Beyonc� yet?

427
00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:46,973
Jay, just one second.
Yes, Sass, it's true.

428
00:14:46,974 --> 00:14:49,061
Shiki did say she was
interested in you.

429
00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:50,872
But since you can
never be with her,

430
00:14:50,873 --> 00:14:52,238
we thought it
might be kinder

431
00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:54,283
to just let you think
she didn't like you.

432
00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:55,459
We're sorry.

433
00:14:55,460 --> 00:14:57,199
Okay, I hadn't
received that update.

434
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,548
Because you
didn't tell me

435
00:14:58,549 --> 00:15:00,769
and I cannot see
the ghosts, Sam.

436
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,553
Unbelievable.

437
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,164
What is wrong
with you guys?!

438
00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:06,470
I- I'm so sorry, Joan.

439
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:08,211
I got to go.

440
00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:09,392
Sass...

441
00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:10,779
Well, that's a twist.

442
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,215
Sass, sorry.

443
00:15:12,389 --> 00:15:15,262
Trust me, the last thing
I want to do is hurt a ghost.

444
00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:16,698
[both scream]

445
00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:17,917
[gasping]

446
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:20,093
Oh, that hurts.
Son of a bitch.

447
00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:21,833
Where's that flask?

448
00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:30,233
Hey there.
How you doing, slugger?

449
00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:33,889
I'm sorry I left like that.
I just needed to clear my head.

450
00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:37,023
So, this Shiki,
what's her story?

451
00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:40,200
Well, I've been in love
with her for 500 years.

452
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:42,337
But she lives
at an old newspaper office.

453
00:15:43,203 --> 00:15:46,249
Extra, extra,
the headlines read "heartbreak."

454
00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:48,033
I'm sorry,
you were having a real moment.

455
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:50,123
I fall back on schtick
when I'm nervous.

456
00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:51,303
Why are you nervous?

457
00:15:51,472 --> 00:15:53,300
Well, I thought maybe

458
00:15:53,301 --> 00:15:55,040
there was something
here between us,

459
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:57,608
but it appears this Shiki
is the leading lady

460
00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:59,871
and I'm just some cute girl
with a flask.

461
00:15:59,872 --> 00:16:01,698
Maybe my friends were right
to lie to me.

462
00:16:01,699 --> 00:16:04,050
It's not like Shiki and I
can ever be together.

463
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:07,053
Mm. It appears you're
at your all-is-lost moment.

464
00:16:07,054 --> 00:16:08,923
But I don't need
to tell a storyteller

465
00:16:08,924 --> 00:16:10,184
that that's exactly when

466
00:16:10,185 --> 00:16:11,534
everything's about
to turn around.

467
00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:12,585
What do you mean?

468
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,582
Well, it's sort of like

469
00:16:14,712 --> 00:16:16,888
my steamship comedy,
Choppy Waters.

470
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:19,009
Darla thinks all is lost
when the hero,

471
00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:20,718
Frank Waters, falls overboard.

472
00:16:20,719 --> 00:16:22,284
But do you know what happens
at the end of the picture?

473
00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:23,417
No, what?

474
00:16:23,418 --> 00:16:25,070
No idea.
Before I finished the draft,

475
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:26,941
Lucille Ball punched me
at El Coyote

476
00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:28,204
and killed the project.

477
00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:30,902
The point is, now is
not when you give up,

478
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:32,556
now is when you go get the girl.

479
00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:34,210
Okay, but how?

480
00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:36,734
Just think outside the box.

481
00:16:36,735 --> 00:16:38,735
And whatever you do,
don't tell Lucille Ball

482
00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:40,260
she's had too many tamales.

483
00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:41,565
Huh.

484
00:16:41,739 --> 00:16:44,264
Think outside the box...

485
00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:48,007
[Thor clears throat]

486
00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:50,096
So, how was party?

487
00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:53,577
Thor not know
because Thor not there.

488
00:16:53,578 --> 00:16:55,752
What are you talking
about? You were there.

489
00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:57,277
We spoke.
No, no.

490
00:16:57,407 --> 00:16:59,937
Thor only briefly pop in
to see people's reaction

491
00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:01,498
to Thor's glaring absence.

492
00:17:01,499 --> 00:17:02,629
What?

493
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:05,676
Thor revenge-bail
on you! Boom!

494
00:17:05,677 --> 00:17:06,894
Revenge-bail?

495
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:08,455
Thor, what the hell is going on?

496
00:17:08,456 --> 00:17:11,029
What's going on is you miss
Thor's 1,000th birthday party.

497
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,727
So now you suffer consequences.

498
00:17:12,857 --> 00:17:14,946
Wait, you're mad at
me about some party

499
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:16,861
that took place
50 years ago?

500
00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:19,908
Yes! You missed biggest party
of Thor's life.

501
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,736
And this hard to say,
but easier

502
00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:24,086
because Thor do much work
at therapy, but...

503
00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:27,263
...it hurt Thor's feelings.

504
00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:29,787
Wow, big guy.

505
00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:32,051
You been stewing
on this for decades.

506
00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:33,791
I had no idea.

507
00:17:33,792 --> 00:17:35,488
Is this why you always
make fun of my hat?

508
00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:38,274
No. That unrelated
fashion opinion.

509
00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:40,798
But tell me,

510
00:17:40,799 --> 00:17:42,234
why you skip Thor's party?

511
00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:45,977
Well, the truth is,
I was a young ghost.

512
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:49,285
I was still getting used to
this crazy situation we're in.

513
00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:52,201
And going to
a 1,000-year birthday party?

514
00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:54,421
It just felt like
a difficult reminder

515
00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:58,468
that I could be stuck here
for a very long time.

516
00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:00,514
So I bailed.

517
00:18:00,688 --> 00:18:03,212
I'm sorry, Thor.

518
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:07,434
1,000 years is long time, but...

519
00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:09,088
it better with friends.

520
00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:11,655
Very true.

521
00:18:11,786 --> 00:18:13,875
You know what? I have an idea.

522
00:18:14,049 --> 00:18:16,573
Thor has those, too, sometimes.

523
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:19,794
[laughing]:
Look at us, much in common.

524
00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:22,013
How about you and me
go on a friend date,

525
00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:23,841
just the two of us.

526
00:18:23,842 --> 00:18:25,625
You can meet me
at the fountain later,

527
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:28,541
and tell me about everything
I missed at your birthday party.

528
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:30,500
Thor like.

529
00:18:30,501 --> 00:18:32,371
And you can tell me everything
I missed at your party.

530
00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:34,939
But, again, you
were at my party.

531
00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:36,202
Only briefly.

532
00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:39,161
So, round down
to "not at party."

533
00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:42,208
All right, you win
this one, big guy.

534
00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:44,732
Yes! Thor win.

535
00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:46,168
In Alberta's face.

536
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:51,391
But also excited for fountain
friendship hang later on.

537
00:18:54,437 --> 00:18:56,047
[chuckles]

538
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,789
Sass, we just wanted to say
again how sorry we are.

539
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:02,271
We were trying to help,
but it wasn't right.

540
00:19:02,272 --> 00:19:03,793
And again, no one
brought me up to speed

541
00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:05,666
and I can't see
or hear ghosts.

542
00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:09,409
Moving forward, I will try not
to enter a room while talking.

543
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:11,589
The thing is, we just
want you to be happy.

544
00:19:11,590 --> 00:19:13,977
Look, everyone, it was
messed up, what you did,

545
00:19:13,978 --> 00:19:16,024
but I get why
you did it.

546
00:19:16,025 --> 00:19:17,067
And it's all going to be okay.

547
00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:20,507
Because I am going
to get to Shiki.

548
00:19:20,508 --> 00:19:21,898
What are you
talking about?

549
00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:23,509
Joan gave me
a little bit of inspiration.

550
00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:26,252
Oh, I just gave him the setup.
Sass had the payoff.

551
00:19:26,253 --> 00:19:28,166
We just need to think
outside the box.

552
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,733
Or rather,
inside the box.

553
00:19:29,907 --> 00:19:32,040
And the box
I'm talking about

554
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,476
is the ghost trap.

555
00:19:33,477 --> 00:19:35,564
Whoa.
Is that possible? Will that work?

556
00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:38,215
Huh. Jay, Sass thinks that
he could use the ghost trap

557
00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:39,743
to get to Shiki.

558
00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:41,354
Interesting.

559
00:19:41,355 --> 00:19:43,616
Because the ghosts
can't cross the boundary.

560
00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:45,096
Well-Shut up, Peter.

561
00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:46,533
But once inside the trap,

562
00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:49,623
maybe that overrides
the boundary somehow.

563
00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:51,625
So it's settled.

564
00:19:51,626 --> 00:19:53,626
I'm going to try to cross
the boundary in the ghost trap.

565
00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:55,281
Will it work? I don't know.

566
00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:57,239
Could things go wrong?
They could.

567
00:19:57,326 --> 00:19:59,633
Does this man desperately
need to get some?

568
00:19:59,634 --> 00:20:00,763
He does.

569
00:20:00,764 --> 00:20:02,723
Talk about a cliffhanger.

570
00:20:02,724 --> 00:20:03,984
You're gonna love
it out there.

571
00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:05,291
I swear to God, Peter.

572
00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:11,471
[Thor groans]

573
00:20:12,941 --> 00:20:16,997
Okay, Sam said I'm supposed
to come out here

574
00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:19,087
and give Thor a
message from Alberta.

575
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,872
"You don't revenge
bail on me."

576
00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:23,009
That's the message.

577
00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:24,266
Alberta!

578
00:20:24,267 --> 00:20:26,049
I don't totally understand
the context.

579
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:28,227
Again, I feel like I'm operating

580
00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:29,792
with sort of
incomplete information.

581
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:32,361
THOR:
This is not over.

582
00:20:32,492 --> 00:20:34,537
The battle of wits
rages on.

583
00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:37,497
Anyway, I'm going
to go watch some basketball.

584
00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:40,587
[chuckles]

585
00:20:40,761 --> 00:20:42,328
Ah.

586
00:20:47,202 --> 00:20:48,899
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